Jordan Tayer

Jordan Tayer

@soma

Business Stuff @MatchmadeTV | Previously Marketing/Sales @Twitch | Broadcaster @Twitch | @Forbes #30Under30

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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Oh, San Francisco... Don’t you ever change. This is a city of discovery and learning. Especially where ‘Human Anatomy’ is concerned. At a young age. lul

26 Days ago

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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Tonight I had my last dinner in Dubrovnik with the entrance to Old Town behind me. See ya later, King’s Landing... It’s back to the land of white walkers and President Donald Joffrey for me.

39 Days ago

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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Here’s some more beautiful pics of Old Town, Dubrovnik (my face not included but you can totes double tap this post for my pale face, if you so desire).

40 Days ago

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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Comment from Jordan Tayer:


Yes, that’s right... The “cave in the castle wall” pic is where Tyrion Lannister smuggled in his “whores” by boat so Tywin wouldn’t catch him in the act. The stairway pics are indeed the “shame stairs” as well but no one threw poop at me. 💩🙃 Enjoy the very lovely King’s Landing, folks!

40 Days ago

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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I’m in real life King’s Landing this week (Dubrovnik, Croatia) for a work trip and it’s pretty damn incredible. The Old Town is amazing and definitely feels as “Game of Thronesy” as one might imagine. Today and tomorrow I’m going to track down the “Shame Stairs” and attempt to get some locals to throw tomatoes and buckets of slop at me. I want the full experience. More to come!

41 Days ago

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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A buffet.

105 Days ago

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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Comment from Jordan Tayer:


I can’t stop playing with my new Streamdeck thingy from El Gato. It’s addictive pushing buttons that do lighty sound things. This isn’t an ad by the way but it fucking should be. Anyway, I hope you’re all having a sexy 2019 so far, folks!

133 Days ago

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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Comment from Jordan Tayer:


If your “Best 9” is 9 pictures of your own face, you should probably go finish yourself off in front of the mirror and take a nap or something. Calm it down, folks, we all know you wish you had a twin you could do butt stuff with. Here’s a tip to make picture taking more fun and to not be so “full-of-your-selfie”: There is another camera on your phone other than the front-facing one... Use it to take pictures of beautiful things in life that isn’t your duck-lipped ass-face. Happy New Year, ya beautiful, vapid bastards! 👽🐒💩☺️🎊🎆🎈 🥳

142 Days ago

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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‪Had a great weekend at my buddy Peter’s wedding with my lovely lady. Sonoma County is so gorgeous... I absolutely love me some wine country. Oh yeah, Eric aka the Invisible Gentleman was there too. -)‬

232 Days ago

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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Comment from Jordan Tayer:


Just saw the best show in Vegas again for the third time last night. I love that it stays consistently fucked up and adult while also managing to change in cool ways with new acts and performances. If you ever see a show in Vegas I highly recommend you make it Absinthe. The show tent is right outside of Caesar’s Palace and it’s truly an excellent experience! #thisisntanadvertisementijustlikeit #absinthevegas #nooneissafe #dirtyhumoristhebesthumor

269 Days ago

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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280 Days ago

Jordan Tayer

@soma


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314 Days ago