euzcil castaneto

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram

The epitome of a typical Instagram user. #satiregram satiregram@gmail.com

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"she's so precious omg 🐯" satire satiregram meta counterculture kitten kittensofinstagram catsofinstagram cats petsofinstagram petstagram kitty sleepingkitty sleepingbeauty

16 Hours ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"almost got scurvy tho 💀💀💀💀💀 rip" satire satiregram meta counterculture throwbackthursday tbt throwitwayback mayflower 1620 newworld pilgrims selfie thisisme dangmyhairwaslongtho longhairdontcare iwascutetho homies thatnewworldsmell lolchristopherseyeswereclosed

5 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"but this isn't your ordinary cheeseburger—it's a handcrafted 8oz Kobe beef burger with special pink Himalayan rock salt, sautéed organic Vidalia onions from Georgia, gourmet housemade ketchup, extra sharp cheddar cheese that's been aged for three years, and black garlic aioli. $12.99 plus foie gras shoestring fries. it's not bad considering I waited four hours to get it! 🍔" satire satiregram meta counterculture cheeseburger foodporn foodie foodblogger foodforlife foodphotographer cheeseburgerandfries foodpornography foodislife

7 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"BUUUUUUUURNING OOOOON JUST LIKE THE MAAAAAATCH YOOOOOOU STRIKE TO INCINERAAAAAAATE THE LIVES OF EVERYOOOOOOOONE YOOOOOOU KNOOOOOW 🔥" satire satiregram meta counterculture summerheat heatwave helena mcr mychemicalromance wheniwasayoungboy hot itshot killme

8 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"the floor is my responsibilities" satire satiregram meta counterculture thefloorislava thefloorislavachallenge theflooris beachbums jumpingtoconclusions jump beach waitingforsummer bffs

12 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"so obsessed and in love with this matte finish 🔥💕💅🙌👏" satire satiregram meta counterculture nails nail nailart design nailpolish mattefinish matte fresh newcolor colorful nyc ulta butterlondon opi essie redcarpet urbandecay

15 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time I don't wanna be so shy Every time that I'm alone I wonder why Hope that you will wait for me You'll see that you're the only one for me" satire satiregram meta counterculture selfie justanotherday thisisme justme nomakeup nofilter sigh missingyou lonely britneyspears

19 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"I've always been a fan since day one 🏀 we're gonna score the most points and touchdowns. it's gonna be the game." satire satiregram meta counterculture basketball playoffs2017 nbafinals finals nbafinals2017 warriors cavaliers cavsvswarriors warriorsvscavs

20 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"sunsets & palm trees 🌅🌴" satire satiregram meta counterculture sunset beachbum shadows silhouette summer waitingforsummer aboutlastweekend

22 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


before you leave a comment saying that: you're unfollowing, you don't like ads, I'm a sellout, I've lost my way, I'm the reason why covfefe, I'm supposed to be funny, I'm going against what I stand for... just know that you read all of this anyway and there's nothing you can do about it so while you're here you can get 50% off almost any item & FREE U.S. shipping by using offer code "GRAM" on the @adamandevestores website. 18+ only pls. *AND* I actually didn't get paid for this particular post, I just like posting content that can eventually make y'all feel feel even if it's a naughty feel. satire satiregram counterculture meta ad promo adamandeve spicymemes sinceyourealreadyusingIncognit

25 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"covfefe and donuts? just dough it 🍩✔️" satire satiregram meta counterculture nationaldoughnutday nationaldonutday donut doughnut covfefe foodporn crackingopenacoldonewiththeboy dankmemes

25 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"tbt living in the Fertile Crescent when my body hair was so long wow someone get me a hair tie pls" satire satiregram meta counterculture throwitwayback throwbackthursday bronzeage stoneage metallurgy newtools mesopotamia euphrates tigris onthegrind

26 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"I think this painting is called 'Cracking open a covfefe with the boys,' it's by Pavlo Pickleasso 🏌🏽" satire satiregram meta counterculture crackingopenacoldonewiththeboy covfefe narutomemes dankmemes steelbeams thebroad ohyeah youlikeart namethreealbumsthen

27 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"The Chronicles of Yarnia 🤗" satire satiregram meta counterculture worldfamouscrochetmuseum crochet newthreads yarn travelgram museums joshuatree vacation crackingopenacoldonewiththeboy crochetingacoldonewiththeboys roadtrip

32 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"regram from my bffffff @xX_marylynn_xcobar_Xx this party was litty thx for holding my mohawk girl when I threw up into the shredder lmfao I still can't believe we graduated last week tbh 💕💕💕💕" satire satiregram meta counterculture forrealtho thisisanoldpostitnote founditwheniwascleaningmyroom igetlazytoo tbh butthenagain idoalotofrepeats dontyouhateit when i type like this ayylmao imjust crackingopenacoldonewiththeboy

35 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"I love when she just jumps on my bed to cuddle omg she's so precious 😸" satire satiregram meta counterculture kitty catsofinstagram petsofinstagram mykitty cats kitten kittensofinstagram juststayonthebed imalmostdone geeze

36 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"🎓WE OUT HERE 😤💯THE👏🏼GRIND👏🏼NEVER👏🏼S ALWAYS AHEAD STAYING ON THAT GRIND😈💪🏼AND NEVER FALLING BEHIND. SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY DAY ONEZ WE STAY DREAM CHASING 🏃🏻SHOUTOUT TO SALLIE MAE 💁🏻JUST TAKE MY MONEY SMH🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤔" satire satiregram meta counterculture college graduation graduationbouquet commencement2017 classof2017 university graduated🎓

41 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"if opportunity doesn't knock, build your own door🚪" satire satiregram meta counterculture doorsofinstagram doorsgalore doors lookatthisshit ohh quotestoliveby quoteoftheday quotesofinstagram mondaymotivation

43 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"🍊🔪" satire satiregram meta counterculture lookatthisorange imnotevengonnaeatit butitwasaestheticallypleasing giveitlikes wow lookatthisshit youcanmakejuice oreatit citrus solit

48 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"Travel day. NYC press run for Growing Up Hip Hop. Lets gooo. I promise to bring yall the hottest show EVER. Just don't reverse image search my Instagram post I totally took this picture of my private jet on the tarmac. I don't even know what Spirit airlines is." satire satiregram meta counterculture flex fakenews whentheflexgoeswrong budgetflights spirit costs50extraforyourluggage howmuchforalltheseLstho lilbowow lmao BRUH 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂🤗

49 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"feel like drinking a margritta" satire satiregram meta counterculture drank cincodemayo cincodemayo2017 whatstoday tgif drinkdrankdrunk

53 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"I don't usually use dating apps but when I saw ur gym selfie I knew u we're the right man for me. ur like my prince charming nd u saved me. and I kno I can always count on u to be my partner in crime and partner in lunch for the 2 for $20 entree deal at applebees omg 😍😍😍" satire satiregram meta counterculture 2monthanniversary dating love inlove youngandinlove bae datenight anniversary goals relationshipgoals

53 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


my name is euzcil and I'm just another person with an instagram. this was my first ever account and I didn't know what to do with it because I'm not very good at taking pictures. I chose to write descriptions of what I would post... which eventually grew into satiregram and I guess people have enjoyed it enough to follow along. I am very proud to be part of the instafamousbook by @henrycarroll and @laurencekingpub, and I want to give y'all a discount if you're interested in my story and the stories of 49 other talented creatives. link in my bio and use code SATIREGRAM to get 20% off. thank you so much, I'm just here to hopefully make you look at instagram in a different way, and maybe make you laugh at yourself too— @euzcillygoose

56 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"✂️just got a small trim! 🤗" satire satiregram meta counterculture newhair bangs haircut haircute hairstyles hairinspiration hairstylist salon shorthairdontcare shorthairstyles

57 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"05.01.2017 // monday motivation. I've never stopped once I started. all it takes is the first step, then you'll be running hard in no time. it's all about setting goals, trust me, once you've got a north star then the horizon doesn't seem that far. you set your own limits, and if you live unlimited like I do then nothing can get in your way. your vibes attract your tribe. set yourself up for success with the people around you. if you surround yourself with positive people, then you'll never be negative." satire satiregram meta counterculture gymflow gym💪 mondaymotivation beastmode fitfam fitnessmotivation goals💯 vibesonly motivation positivity

57 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


50% off bedroom goodies, toys, edible panties, lube, and more AND FREE U.S. shipping by using offer code "GRAM" on the @adamandeve link in bio. 18+ only pls. you know you've been thinking about it, you perv. satire satiregram counterculture meta ad promo spicymemes sinceyourealreadyusingIncognit younasty

57 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"my favorite single from the b-side of Angry Anteloper's debut album called ELOPE THE LOBES that they've released exclusively on recycled, organic cassette tapes. they're like a fusion of if Jack White joined Stone Temple Pilots and formed a super-band with a mid-nineties Foo Fighters... like all that but with a hint of Rage Against the Machine but without the social rage. I think you'd like it but I know you only listen to mainstream alternative rockabilly acid rap. this could be us but you have a tattoo of chemistry symbols that spell out your name." satire satiregram meta counterculture whatareyoulisteningto musicoftheday musicismylife neverheardofit idontevenreadpitchfork

60 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"tbt back to the function f(x) ya feel me, we was really outchea 💯I mean 24/7 lituation teamnosleep🚫 feds watching always but we stay up 😤never stop✋️fuck 12 fr took all our shit, tryna great gatsby party all night hoping I find my daisy and smash and dash real quick w/e tho I stay dream chasing 🏃🏻💪🏼" satire satiregram meta counterculture throwbackthursday 1920s greatgatsby oldsport prohibitionera

61 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"oh baby, talk stoichiometry to me 😘" satire satiregram meta counterculture stoichiometry chemistry studymode collegelife college university midterms netflix netflixandnochill moles DATMASS

63 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


swipe left and tag someone for 50% off bedroom goodies, toys, edible panties, lube, and more. get 50% off almost any item & FREE U.S. shipping by using offer code "GRAM" on the @adamandeve link in bio. 18+ only pls. or just tag a friend because you think they like playing with themselves. satire satiregram counterculture meta ad promo spicymemes sinceyourealreadyusingIncognit younasty

64 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"the daily grind 🤗☕️" satire satiregram meta counterculture coffee butfirstcoffee dailygrind workflow nowimlate coffeeporn coffeeshop latemorning breakfast

64 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"20/04/2017 ayyy 420 still so im ready to box hut the crib wth some crystallized nug nugs of that bomb-ass dank-ass from up north, that purp skurp in my python brand hand blown glass blown piece. shits from up north dude. get in on this new birthday cake girl scout cookies strain its lit my guy. snoke som loud jazz cabbage with the crew fr" satire satiregram meta counterculture 420 420blazeit weed jazzcabbage kylemooney handblownglassblown newpiece bong sleep bongzilla

68 Days ago

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"chinchillin 😎" from: @overhearduniversity satire satiregram meta counterculture from chinchilla doitforthegram captiongamestrong chinchillin

70 Days ago